not doing surveys

Any activity that contributes in some way to the betterment of humanity. Also; something useful that has nothing to do with myspace. Can involve work, play, having a life, making real-life friends and in general not being a complete asshole.

"I'd love to spend my life engaged in pointless activities, but I'm busy not doing surveys."

by pavillionguy October 7, 2008

doing in the pooper

Sexual intercourse in which the male take his penis and puts it in the womans anal area. Also used by gay males.

Guy 1:Dude I totally wanna do that chick in the pooper.

Guy 2:Nice use of doing in the pooper!

Guy 3: Already did

by Brad5o5 January 24, 2009

Do a googs

Shorthand for doing a Google search.

What's the population of Phoenix? I don't know, do a googs!

by Tuffshuff April 20, 2013

to do a bennett

Going to las Vegas, getting proper turboed, waking tied up in hospital with an IV drip.

"Ahh man that guy is turboed, he's going to do a Bennett"

by bag, bagp May 14, 2015

do weed

when you’re too high to say you smoke weed, you do it

“Yooo Jade I do weed” “No dumbass you smoke it”

by alex2370 May 15, 2018

Doing a johnston

Unleashing ones bowels on the carpet of an eastern European hotel room in a horrific fashion, followed by having to smuggle the fecal covered bed sheets put of the room, past security, and into a local trash compactor.

He was that bladdered last night we caught him doing a johnston right in the corner of the room the dirty git

by Ox1983 April 19, 2018

Doing a JJ

When you do something completely unnecessary... usually spending far too much money and time in the process. It may involve hiring expensive but low qualified consultants to "strategize" for a couple of days. The finished result will be declared with much fanfare to a company, only for the employees to groan collectively and be asked to be left alone to get on with their jobs.

Did you see the new "People = Winning" slogan... he's definitely doing a JJ

by Strategy King November 9, 2017