Desk Diving

Diving under a co-workers desk in order to partake in various carnal acts.

"Melanie and I started out with a very professional meeting to discuss this quarter's earnings. But, she looked so damn hot, I ended up desk diving her."

by mvernon February 4, 2009

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divid

A sweet, kind, and completely out of the norm person. Has a tendancy to stalk shy and/or feral women.

Aww! You're so sweet! What a Divid.

by dex April 15, 2004

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Ducking and diving

Living by your wits

See Wide Boy for an example of someone who is expert and ducking and diving.

by Angus Brut June 29, 2010

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divine cock-block

When the person you desire to have sexual relations with would rather love Jesus/God.

Girl: After I asked him to hook up he told me that he didn't need it because Jesus already loves him.
Friend: You totally just got a divine cock-block.

by error404sucks July 9, 2011

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One who "believes its the worm"
One who is obsessed with green
One who owns a Gryffindor scarf
One who moves into a new house
One who chooses Harry Potter over LOTR
One who is exuberant
One who believes I am a 'pottole'
One who is president of the HP club that of which I am only a twig

Hey Peetah!
I believe thats the worm
Pottoles are friends, not food.
"Costa Atlantica dancers"

by anonimis February 9, 2004

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