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Dipshit

A dipshit is a totally useless person with no excuse for their uselessness. Dipshittery is not tied to socioeconomic factors, physical or mental impairment, current life situation, or past experiences. It is an inherent character trait that manifests due to how the afflicted uniquely perceive things, prioritize their values, and incompetently interpret, respond to, and analyze events occurring around them. Unfortunately, there are no known treatments or cures. Being a dipshit is a lifelong ailment.
Hey, you know Todd. I heard he spent the day renaming all the files on his computer at work so they would be more organized; then he dropped his girlfriend off at Jim's house so he could go to the pound and adopt 3 kittens. What a fucking dipshit.
by j s August 15, 2022
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Dipshit

A person that would actually not bat an eyelash flushing tens of thousands of dollars on a Glorified Golf Cart, aka. Electric Vehicle
Look at that Dipshit alongside the road sitting inside his Glorified Golf Cart depleted of any charge whatsoever to propel his 5000# paperweight.
by Realmusclecarman August 20, 2022
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depth fatigue

the feeling of being overwhelmed by too many deep and meaningful conversations or experiences, that you crave simplicity and superficial interactions
“They just keep having the most meaningful and powerful realizations that I have some serious depth fatigue going on. Can we please just get stoned and watch this sitcom?”
by casia.xx August 25, 2022
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Dipshit

Leeds united and all of their supporters
Dipshit lose to Manchester United again.
Dipshit takes the L.
Dipshit was never better than Manchester United.
by Theunurbandictator September 14, 2022
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diphany

diphany the load gobler beast enojoys taking up to 10 loads a day from guys with atleast 7 inches and 3 years of experience in order to produce the highest quality of diphany load. She has a custom quality load testing machine. Diphany custom load can be used for a variaty of things - a tasty dish, a nice face cream and a chemical to combat the biryaniii boss.
"diphany"
"diphany took 67 peoples loads today making it a world record"
by biryani snuvanastershanagadrup February 5, 2023
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dipshit blitz

the dipshit blitz is when you pull a coat over somebody's head in a fight and punch them in the face until they get knocked out
timmy: your mom
tim: stfu before I preform the dipshit blitz on you
by Screech16 February 18, 2023
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Diptardius Maximus

A rare species of a hybrid of a Dipsh*t and a Retard. Also known by the alias: Ryan Meisel
Ryan, shut the frick up you stupid diptardius maximus!!!!!
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