Dildopolis

A place of great beauty in which the powerful Dildonites and Dildonese call home. A powerful race of dildos which range from fist like ones and big veiny black ones. Dildopolis is the rival of Dildonia and are locked in a blood feud with there chief Dildo.

'doing much this weekend buddy?'

'Just going back to the motherland of Dildopolis bro wbu?'

'boy do I wish I was from Dildopolis.'

by Dazzthestoner October 13, 2011

Dildo Knocker

1. A man or woman who violently beats their spouse/partner with a dildo.

2. A person who knocks on doors with a dildo and runs before you can answer.

"Hey did you hear about Larry going to jail?" "Yeah, they finally got enough evidence to get him for abusing his wife. He was on of them dildo knockers."

"I'm getting tired of all them damn dildo knockers coming to my door all the time."

by OffensiveJohnson October 28, 2009

Giant flying dildo

Noun
1. Mike Zabinski
2. One of any number of idiotic tyrants, but mostly Mike Zabinski.

Giant flying dildos thrive off the misery of others, and charge people for the privilege of working for them.

by Your Mom January 2, 2005

shit dildo

A dildo made of human faeces, typically freshly "layed" and preferably a type 3 on the Bristol stool scale, that being its weighty and sturdy, able to be held at one end without breaking.

Often whilst indulging in a night of scat Tim liked to use his partners shit dildo to pound his man pussy

by roly c May 23, 2008

dildio hoe

1.Dildo enthusiast.
2.One who uses any sort of dildo constantly.

Look at that chick over there.
Total dildio hoe!

by GroovyLlama August 4, 2005

Horse Dildo

An overly large dildo. Used mainly when the vagina has grown too large for a normal dildo and a nightmare to men everywhere.

I broke up with my girlfriend when i found her horse dildo.
I found a horse dildo at Carter's and he was just as shocked as i was.

by shakkakan February 4, 2010

Dildo

An obnoxious, fucked up, moronic, munterish, tramp that has no originality and prides his/her self on copying others words and looks and failing miserably. Also has a shit load of fake designer stuff that he/she insists is real.

"dude, that bex, she copied my mates hair colour"
" dude, she is such a dildo"

"mate, look at him!"
"yeah he totally copied mike, expect mike's is real"
"omg man! he totally said it was real to me!"
"duh, hes a dildo."

by FxckedUpMentalWhore May 1, 2009