Dicked

VERB
to be on the recieving end of a 'dick slap' or a 'dick poke'.

casey: awwh sheet - john dicked me so hard last night, it actually left a bruise
elisha: its okay because jack dicked me on my belly and it left a red mark!

by emmalaine March 14, 2009

Dickless Terd

A) (noun) a person who knows no method of small talk or even normal conversation besides whining about problems that aren't really problems.

B) a person who makes friends but doesn't claim them.

C) someone who thinks not having a prom date is what "getting hurt" means.

D) Someone who explains why he agrees with you.

E) Someone who hates efficiency.

Will stop being a dickless terd or i'll rape you into a coma.

by da boss of da bawss April 27, 2009

dicked

To get punched real hard or badly in the face. Used a lot in my hood in Philadelphia. To be dicked is to be beaten in a fight.

Guy: Yo Jared was walking down the street yesterday and James came out of nowhere and dicked him right in his face.

by Spawn of Satan666 August 6, 2009

Dickle popper

When a woman tells other about a mans small penis as a dickle is a small penis.

Thanks to that dickle popper I'll never get another date.

by fluffernut July 8, 2010

Dicklever

1) Adj. The act of making an incredibly dick statement, but also one that is incredibly clever.

2) Noun. A lever made of dicks

Dude, Hillary is such a fat mound of shit.

Yeah, that"s why they call her HILL

Harsh, bro! That was dicklever!

by bigbadmeanie23456 October 21, 2010

dickletyzed

A woman who becomes religious because a man she's into is a Jesus junky.

Jackie used to be a hoochie mamma, but Joey totally dickletyzed her, now she goes to church, reads a bible, and has a rosary hanging on her bed, where the handcuffs used to be.

by drbillyg May 17, 2011

dickless dog

Someone who is as debased, cowardly and soulless as that castrated pooch on the streets.

John: "Why is Jim such a cocky prick"?

Jack: "Forget about him, he's just a dickless dog".

by fairy fuck September 18, 2012