Black & Decker pecker wrecker

An African American prostitute with braces

This black hooker I picked up once started to blow me and it killed. I later realized she was a Black & Decker pecker wrecker.

by bhainchode June 25, 2009

Double Decker

The act of sitting in ones lap while he or she is sitting on the toilet. The individual on bottom produces excrement into the bowl of the toilet while the individual on top produces excrement between the bottom individual's legs thereby creating the "upper" portion of the deck.

*Often confused with an UPPER DECKER, in which one individual produces excrement into the upper tank of the toilet.*

*See also: Upper Double Decker

Roommates Ezekiel and Jebediah both consumed too many matzah balls and were locked in a heated stand-off over who may use the toilet first. They decided to compromise and perform a DOUBLE DECKER.

by PapaPete September 29, 2011

dickbreath

Common nickname for Dick Cheney. Can also be anyone who has bad breath and/or behaves like a complete douche-bag.

Dickbreath lied again to Congress.

by J Snow February 5, 2010

Upper Decker

When you go in the TOP tank of the toilet. Best used at a party or with an audience.

Aw, man! Someone pulled an upper decker!

by Goldgoatturd February 20, 2009

lower decker

The opposite of the upper decker, which involves leaving a fresh pile of feces on the floor next to the toilet, but none actually in the toilet. The lower decker can be used in many situations, such as the workplace or enemies homes.

"Dude, I totally did a lower decker in the men's bathroom."

by simechkr May 12, 2006

Dicked

to get owned by someone or owning them!

i dicked camilla today lol
camilla dicked me today

by Jamie Green April 24, 2008

Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker

When a person of the female sex has braces and wants to perform oral sex on your heat seeking moisture missle, but you dont want her to.

Man, that bitch is hot! i wish she'd blow my one-eyed trowser trout....wait.....wait....oh man, braces....? Never mind she's a black and decker pecker wrecker

by Just EN Credible September 18, 2006