Diarrhea

steaming hot colored feces mixed with piss

"I just had diarrhea."

by poopykisse April 21, 2021

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Diarrhea Defense

When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.

I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!

by Preston J. Smith April 2, 2022

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instant diarrhea

A nickname for laxative products, especially Ex-Lax or citrate of magnesia.

Somebody made these chocolate chip cookies with Ex-Lax. The result, after eating some, is instant diarrhea.

by GenuineNerd2 July 6, 2021

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The worst diarrhea that you can possibly have. Usually caused by food poisoning or exposure to standing water, Medieval Diarrhea is a potentially life-threatening condition that has claimed the lives of countless medieval peasants and lords alike over the centuries. Symptoms include frequent watery and/or bloody diarrhea, stabbing abdominal pains and dizziness/fainting.

Seek medical attention if you develop medieval diarrhea.

by Detroitrockcity November 20, 2024

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