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defensive cricket

A justification for doing a fat bird.
"Dude that bird was fat" "Defensive cricket MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
by BBB April 17, 2005
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defenestrate

the defensive act of castrating someone in order to prevent sexual advances. First used in Questionable Content comic number 36.
I had to defenestrate my roommate before he tried to sleep with me.
by RoblingRobot November 11, 2009
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defengeance

Defending yourself (or others) by seeking revenge for something done to you (or others).
Ex. 1- Don: Jack Bauer and Batman just went on a mission to find and apprehend the crazy terrorist who bombed Gotham Los Angeles Plaza.

Bill: Yeah, they both seek defengeance for what happened. As long as the terrorist are out there we aren't safe.

Ex. 2- Whenever a member of a gang sees someone from a rival gang, he's obliged to defengeance himself. He must defend himself from a possible attack (whether immediate or in the future) by seeking vengeance on the rival gang member for all the pain the rival gang has cause him. It's a never ending cycle.
by thejumbalia January 20, 2013
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defenecastration

Chopping off someone's junk, and throwing it out a window.
My asshole boyfriend cheated on me, so I subjected him to defenecastration
by Metronome_Murderer October 31, 2011
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Defensive Language

The opposite of offensive language. It is used in lieu of actual swearing. Implemented by children and morons. see also: Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin's Defensive Language isn't fooling anyone.
by Gozroth November 28, 2011
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Defensive

Defensive is no matter how many fights you try to pick with somebody, you always say you're the one fighting back. You're always David, the other guy is always Goliath, no matter what lead up to the incident.
The girl was defensive, but still expected to be treated as human. When you're defensive, the other guy isn't human, therefore why should you be. Defensive is the belief that you don't deserve to suffer as much as everyone else.
by Solid Mantis December 6, 2020
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Defango

A greasy little mexican. This is the lowest of all mexicans. These will touch your computer screen and leave greasy fingerprints and cheeto stains.
Hey look a Defango, I wonder whens the last time he's taken a shower. Oh boy, Defango has a rock shaped head!
by Pajeet Squad January 3, 2023
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