Dink

An acronym for "Double Income, No Kids," a household where the closest thing to a child's tantrum might be a Wi-Fi outage, and the biggest bedtime story is the monthly budget. Here, 'playdates' involve streaming marathons and the only 'bottle time' is choosing between red or white wine!
Young Dinks: "We're dinks, we can vacation any time and afford appetizers. We have 20 cats and drink $20 lattes."
Old Dink in Senior Care: "I haven't had a visitor in 10 years and will die alone, but those lattes sure were good."
by Ardelis88 January 02, 2024
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A native term, means penis, or dirty penis
by Jordeep Sidhu December 30, 2022
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Like a dork but dorkier
You're such a dink
by Tartarusofhades February 06, 2018
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I dinked it
by Chicken NUG NUGS April 11, 2018
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“Hear about that anti gun government lady?”
“ yeah, dudes a fuckn dink
by Whorehey October 27, 2019
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A person who is a dumbass. A person who says gay stupid shit
by MrScumbag69 May 25, 2017
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Lover, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, or partner
Omg there goes my dink
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