diarrhea

something that happens when you contract diabetes. Please seek help if you have this condition.

Sam: Doc, I think I'm having diarrhea!
Doctor: Sam, you're dying.

by gvreqnvrenqinver October 30, 2021

Ceiling diarrhea

Noun, Slang: an event where the ceiling of a building bursts and discharges an often brown and gross-smelling fluid. Can cause minimal to absolute intolerable inconveniences and distruptions.

Originates from a nickname of the event at Atlanta airport where a ceiling collapsed anddischarged a brown and wretched smelling fluid in a large burst.

One of my classes had to be cancellee because the lecture hall had ceiling diarrhea

by ErPhox05 August 7, 2025

exhaustive diarrhea

literally shitting yourself to death.

- She was sitting on the toilet with explosive diarrhea. Ten minutes later, she died, still on the toilet.

- "Dude i drank water polluted to coliform bacteria and experienced the worst case of exhaustive diarrhea ever."

by Spoff03 August 18, 2011

Diarrhea Dildo

When you freeze diarrhea in a silicone dildo tray and fuck yourself with it.

Alex: My ex stole my sex toys when he left so I had to make a diarrhea dildo last night.
Kyle: Can I use it after?

by sara da terra March 5, 2024

Diarrhea bitch

A person who reneges on their promises, and actively conspires to sabotage your reputation behind your back. The typical diarrhea bitch will take a diarrhea shit in a public space and tell everyone it was you.

Melinda: Did hear you about Sharon?
Sarah: No. What?
Melinda: She's a diarrhea bitch. She stole all the food from the conference room and blamed it on Mikhail. Now he has to pay for everything!
Sarah: Wow. What a diarrhea bitch.

In reality it was actually Melinda who stole all the food from the conference room and blamed it on Mikhail. Ergo, Melinda is the true diarrhea bitch.

Janine was a massive diarrhea bitch when she stole $75 from Karen's purse and blamed it on Kyle.

Dakota is a massive diarrhea bitch for ghosting Jizelle at the mall when he promised to pick her up 6 hours ago.

by CHILIMONGER August 26, 2022

Vampire diarrhea

A woman on her period is experiencing vampire diarrhea

My buddy likes to eat his girlfriend out on her period, bro loves that vampire diarrhea

by Ratpoccia June 27, 2024

Cybernetic diarrhea

The uncontrollable outpouring of unsolicited, emotionally charged, or toxic comments on the internet, typically driven by frustration, ego, or boredom, and often lacking constructive value

“That influencer just posted a picture and got hit with cybernetic diarrhea from people who clearly needed to touch grass.”

by DorinaPantaz June 14, 2025