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Damien

That stereotypical gay guy who is confident as hell and is up for anything
OMG WHERES DAMIEN, THERE’S TEA NEEDING TO BE SPILLED
by ...tea March 5, 2019
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Damien

He is a dumb Asian piece of shit, he has no friends and his parents don't love him, he always tries to fit in and will get bashed when he tries. He is the bald-headed class clown who no one likes. If Damien is your friend run away as fast as you can.
Guy 1: Is Damien your friend?
Guy 2: Yes why?
Guy 1: RUN AWAY!!!!!
by FuckDamienHeSucks May 29, 2019
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Damian

Such a fuckboy that he dates both girls and guys. He will get you hooked onto him in love only for him to break your heart. He only uses you for sex, clout or whatever he wants at that time. He has a deep dark story which always gets people feeling sorry at first.
Boy : I’m dating Damian!
Girl: My ex? Trust me, he’s no good
Boy: Whatever, he’s just misunderstood.

(Next Week)

Boy: Damian dumped me for this girl named Jaleata!!!
Girl: Told you
by NesquikLorddd June 22, 2019
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Damian

Skinny Russian guy with a little penis that lets his gay guy friends and other people sleep in his mother apartment so he could masturbate to something when they are asleep
Guy1:hey Mikey you awake
Guy2:roger I’m trying to sleep
Guy 1:well look babe I think we should sleep in the living room I think Damian is masturbating to us sleeping like his at the corner of his couch bed thing heavily breathing

Guy2:fine but don’t stare at his moms huge tits since you’re BIsexual
by Howdareu October 21, 2019
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Damienism

The use of slander or slurs agains someone named Damien.
This is downright damienism.
by Kyle_Loki February 10, 2020
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Damian

Wow Damian (specifically with an A not an E) has a horse cock
by DamianwithanAnotanE November 23, 2021
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Damien

Despite the name, it’s said Damien actually does not have a long stone. Damien is known as a weak beta male who watches Anime into the early hours, living in constant darkness, hiding away from sunlight. He eats nothing but Chinese food and likes to dip prawn crackers in soy milk.
Damien is very cowardly and will often flee at the first sign of potential confrontation. He falls out with friends over the pettiest of matters. No one has heard from him in many months.
“Have you seen Damien recently? I heard he got gyro from eating too much soy”

“Yeah I saw Damien in town last week. He dropped his pint and ran away”
by Boozdog November 24, 2021
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