Captain Cupcake 

One who is the master of being stepped on, used, and abused by others. This individual is so passive in behavioral manners that they both tolerate and welcome such actions taken by others.

1. That dude is such a captain cupcake, his daughter is always milking him for cash and people are using him for free labor.

Captain Cupcake by CowboyAg February 4, 2007

cupcakes 

Code word for marijuana.

Suz and I are gonna have cupcakes this weekend.

cupcakes by Doobie Dave May 31, 2005

chocolate cupcake 

When a man takes a shit in a girls mouth and lets the girl suck his dick with shit in her mouth

He was having fun but he wanted more kinky shit....a chocolate cupcake

chocolate cupcake by seth dutton November 8, 2003

cupcake 

A cute, young, sexy male.

Tommy thought Jimi was a real cupcake--a cream filled one!

cupcake by fraterg May 11, 2003

cupcake game

a game in which many men masturbate and jizz onto a cupcake, and the last person to jizz on it has to eat the cupcake

When my boyriend played the cupcake game, he had to eat the jizz covered cupcake with pink frosting.

cupcake game by Dillon Thomas June 12, 2008

Cupcakeman 

A Cupcakeman is a guy who thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass

Guy 1: Wanna play Jenga?
Guy 2: Yes, but don't let any Cupcakemen know that we'll be playing, they just don't get it.
Guy 1: Yeah, a Cupcakeman can't even begin to understand Jenga.
Guy 2: Jacob, I am talking to you; trying to call me out on my Jenga skills like you have any right. Fuck you.

Cupcakeman by toldasaurus wrecked September 27, 2014

Cupcake 

Ejaculating on a woman's "muffin top" therefore making it a "Cupcake"

Hey, check out the muffin top on that chick. Yep she has one but it will be a cupcake when I am done with her.

Cupcake by MechisX69 May 12, 2015