jess: ugh she’s not good enough for him.
chloe: stop attacking her like crystal leigh. she did nothing wrong
chloe: stop attacking her like crystal leigh. she did nothing wrong
by kissyafi19 July 09, 2020
When a film is remade or a film franchise is rebooted that ruins the positive connotations you had towards the original films.
by Michigander Slammer May 23, 2015
The idea that causes men to accept any voluntary female attention as an invitation to start a relationship, as described in When Harry Met Sally.
The Bane is a social contract based on the idea that no woman would otherwise befriend you.
The Bane is a social contract based on the idea that no woman would otherwise befriend you.
by montypark March 31, 2009
When you make a youtube comment that seems to be clear at first glance, but like water actually breaks apart and distorts easily.
Wow what a Crystal Water Comment. Probably try gain and this time stop pretending to know what your talking about.
by Clearwatermememaybe May 09, 2021
"Hey let's give that guy on the corner some money."
"Nah, he's probably an advocate for the Billy Crystal foundation"
"Nah, he's probably an advocate for the Billy Crystal foundation"
by somebodythatyoudontknow May 29, 2018
A place where people wear a lot of shiny shit, but are dumber than a box of rocks. A small office space full of officers that don't know thier ass from a hole in the ground.
While at Marine Corps Detachment, Aberdeen Proving Grounds, I stopped by the Crystal Monkey Palace to see what kind of crazy bullshit they had planned next.
Dan loves to pull his puppet strings at the Crystal monkey palace to show off his self claimed power.
Dan loves to pull his puppet strings at the Crystal monkey palace to show off his self claimed power.
by Jose Osorio November 26, 2003
A gorgeous and beautiful woman who people are jealous of and so they unnecessarily send hate to. She is happily engaged so no one has any business in her and her fiancé who is of legal age. Most people who send her hate would love to look as good as her at her age and are jealous
jess: ugh she doesn’t deserve him
chloe: you’re just jealous of crystal leigh for her looks and fiancé
chloe: you’re just jealous of crystal leigh for her looks and fiancé
by kissyafi19 July 09, 2020