guildford cruise

A RACING EVENT (kind of informal), yet organised, held in Guildford by Halfords in Ladymead area. Flipping amazing stuff goin on down there, and around 200 modded cars, officially it is the first sunday of every month, but there's always gavvers there (coppers) and the aint puttin' up with no lusho Stoughton boy racer shit. Satrts at 8pm, goes on till around 10pm ish.

If you go down to the Guildford cruise today, you're sure of a big surprise.....
There's some nice modded cars there, and plenty of weed.

by sean PF October 3, 2006

Cruisey

Adjective. To cruise along. Chilled out. Or a chilled out day at work, or at home.

“Yeah we got to site and sorted out all the clearing up. Turned out to be a cruisey day”

by RP90 May 18, 2018

Crivell

When you shiver and curl up into a ball

OMG YOU MADE ME CRIVELL TURN THE FAN OFF

by SHOOKLYN99 September 25, 2020

Carpet Cruiser

A derogatory term for Middle Eastern people, based off the Disney character Alladin.

I hadn’t shaved in so long the TSA thought I was a damn carpet cruiser

by CapnCarl69 October 26, 2018

ghetto cruiser

A large, round butt.

syn: juicy backside, badonkadonk,

gotta get those tight leggin's to show off my ghetto cruiser!
Dang!!! check out the ghetto cruiser on that chick!

by carephx January 12, 2022

Cruise Control

When you run down the street while pissing on the wall/fence.

Hey dawg, I dare you to cruise control.

Okey dokey, homes, I'll try not to make the walls too wet!

by Diggidy Dawg March 29, 2017

Tom Cruised

When a person puts his or her face between a females legs and power licks their lovers vagina at full force. Almost as powerful as Tom Cruises role in Top Gun.

Ryan and Elizabeth were watching Interview with a Vampire and Ryan stated that Tom Cruise was in the movie but Elizabeth disagreed. Ryan wagered a bet that if Tom Cruise was in the movie he would be able to eat her pussy out. After finding out Tom Cruise was in the movie, Ryan Tom Cruised his girlfriend.

by captainbareback October 6, 2009