cred

a misinterpreted word by the Toronto Star's "Urban Illiad". Contrary to the belief of the newspaper, 'cred' is not jsut for whitepeople.

Short for credibility. Refers to the influentiality of a person..

Urban illiad has no street cred and tries to hard to fulfill his A & E dutuies in the toronto star,..

by Toronto Bwoy December 28, 2005

puerto rican credit card

A set of jumper cables used after a Puerto Rican funeral.

A piece of garden hose and a gas can, used for the purpose of stealing gas.

After all of the batteries were stolen during Alejandro's funeral, the trusty Puerto Rican credit card was called upon to jump-start all of the cars.

Just two days short of payday, Johnny had to break out his Puerto Rican credit card to retrieve some much needed gasoline from the cars at local shopping mall.

by Roger E December 5, 2007

Credit Card Swipe

The act of shitting without wiping, then taking your shit filled ass crack and spreading your cheeks and swiping you ass over someones face. Most commonly used during sex but is also a good practical joke.

Jimmy- "Wil put laxitives in my food and I had a liquid shit."

Mark- "Thats awful."

Jimmy- "No. I credit card swiped him in his sleep after that."

by jtbillings June 21, 2011

street cred

the bullshit credibility a celevrity gets when he does something fucked up

Kobe Bryant has street cred now because he's accused of rape.

by Nate July 25, 2003

Zombie Credit Card

Credit card company that raises rates so the debt never goes away.

Last week I paid off the card and today they called to tell me there was a fee not paid and then a late fee for not paying the unknown fee. My card keeps dying and coming back to life to torture me and my bank account like it is a zombie credit card.

by professorswank May 24, 2010

sesame street cred

The importance given to a person based on his/her affiliation with Sesame Street.

I'm not really a big Chris Brown fan. But him singing about signs with Elmo, that made him cool. Serious Sesame Street Cred there.

by Youcan'tkillthemetal November 11, 2014

You got bad credit

When pissing off someone, start screaming "you got bad credit"

Me: You got bad credit Yaso, you got bad credit!
Yaso: Who are you? Who are you?

by Autism_taco September 28, 2017