A large, girthy, oddly proportioned, circumsized penis, that resembles a delicious Costco muffin, particularly their coffee cake muffin due to a crusty exterior. This term has also been used in reference to various other Costco muffins, such as their blueberry muffin, poppyseed muffin, and double chocolate muffin. Either way, the chances that it will fit, even into the widest of sluts, is highly unlikely.
These are very common and should be taken very seriously, so if you see one please remember they aren't dangerous (usually), and everyone needs a good fuck every once in a while. So take self medicate with some Rohypnol (Ruffies) and bend over!
These are very common and should be taken very seriously, so if you see one please remember they aren't dangerous (usually), and everyone needs a good fuck every once in a while. So take self medicate with some Rohypnol (Ruffies) and bend over!
by Jonsuckscockadoodledoo July 9, 2014
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Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.
And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.
And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.
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Get the coachella flu mug.The Sicilian Mafia, often known as simply the Mafia and referred to by its own members as Cosa Nostra, is an organized crime syndicate in Sicily, Italy.
they shit on every fucking gang in buk with a 12-0 war streak, never lost a war from the day they were founded until now (founded 2018)
they shit on every fucking gang in buk with a 12-0 war streak, never lost a war from the day they were founded until now (founded 2018)
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What's Up Guys? Coach Gabe Here! Reminding You... To Stay Active, Do Your Sit-ups At Home, And That I Miss You Guys And I Hope Everything's Going Okay, Talk To You Later.
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