carla jo

The perfect woman. She's brilliant in the boardroom while making porn stars look incompetent in the bedroom.

A body built for sin and a love for raw sex.

Usually redheaded

That girl is totally a Carla Jo!!

by Bestinclassnocompetition November 10, 2017

Colaiste Na Mi

Ah for fuck sake cunt this school would give you autism if your not autistic enough to already go here

Known for including the following :

*1st years that get cheekier and smaller every year

*A bald hairy man that stands with his arms folded every assembly yeno your man pat Cole there
*A manchild with a forehead worse than the holocaust
*best part of all are the autistic and Down syndrome kids which we bully and they can’t do shit about it
*Knackers who want your caravan “here pal give us a swing of your bike there yeah”

Worst part you can’t even call inion razza a paki without getting sent out

This school is a form of autism so unless you wanna get chased out by a kid who taps windows as a sport better fuck off to pats or some posh shite like that

Written by Maistir Carr

John : “Colaiste Na Mi ? Isn’t that like a second holocuast”

Nigger Steven : “Worse”

by Fuck you farmer cunt November 18, 2019

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by armins. sneaky. link July 1, 2021

sugar cola

A drink formed by the combination of a glass of cola and 5 spoonfuls of sugar.

Add the sugar, taking care not to let the bubbles spill over the edge. Drink the cola, then enjoy the wonderful sugar-slush bounty at the bottom of the glass.

"Sugar cola is yummy, and makes you hyper"

by dooznik July 3, 2004

cuzzi cola

noun: the salty, slightly carbonated liquid remains of your most recent ballcuzzi

Me: Joey, did you really drink the cuzzi cola?! Joey: Yeah, I thought the salty beverage would be relaxing because she ball bluezied me :l

by youcantcallabook! May 23, 2010

cracka cola

someone who drinks coca-cola more than an average person should at a time

tyler- "look at chris thats his 8th can before 12"
bret-" I know tyler hes such a "cracka cola"

by jack smehoff October 11, 2010

Smitty Colada

A refreshing cocktail that contains both rohypnol and a Plan B. Named after Smitty, a gentleman who cared about overpopulation and single mothers.

Someone have Jessica a smitty colada.

by Smittytricks July 5, 2014