Emotionally Constipated

Finding yourself in a position where you just don’t give a shit!

emotion emotions emotionally constipated given up don’t care

Kirk was told he was getting fired, but felt emotionally constipated about the situation!

by PameLegend June 18, 2019

East Coasting

When a man walks up to his best friend and punches his buddy hard enough to cause him to fall on his back and be in a dazed state (but not unconscious). While he is dazed you proceed to strip his pants and hand-jerk him off.

So the other day I was east coasting Travis, totally caught him by surprise.

by Jeremy the Jew September 25, 2008

Consticipation

The act of waiting for your poop to click into place when you're constipated, usually accompanied by severe stomach pain.

Ed sat on his toilet in consticipation, his stomach aching for sweet release.

by Bearklaw February 22, 2010

Constinkment

A slang name for Cantonment, FL, a small town just outside of Pensacola, known for its smelly paper mill.

"Yeah man, I'm driving through Constinkment right now, I should be there in about 30."

by .hammie. December 7, 2009

constifarted

To be constipated with a fart.

I thought I had to shit, but only a little toot came out. I guess I was just constifarted.

by moegi9 May 22, 2010

Constinuous Horniness.

The act or state of being horny constantly. It often comes from being aroused by simple things or objects you see in everyday life, such as a chair. This condition cannot be controlled, nor cured.

Garret cannot go to the mall with his friends, in fear of getting an embarrassing boner from his Constinuous Horniness.

by ThatGoesInMyPants November 14, 2010

constipootion

the random poop you get while being constipated.

I had a really weird constipootion back there in the bathroom.

by paddymac1 April 17, 2011