Metro Early college middle school

Microwaveless hell hole. A place for depressed children to become even more depressed as soon as they get their first 89%. If you get an "elective" you don't get to choose it. Mastery is the only thing that matters and you would gladly give your soul to pass all your classes. All students want is to get the hell out of there. Walls? Never heard of them. Will to live? Who's she? We are depressed children. And if you go to mecms the last sentence made you think about the habits, which,if you don't, is a morning ritual chant that's all part of our principals overall goal to turn this school in to proper cult.

If you're considering going there run. Now.

And they're making an elementary school too.

:)

Person:"See that girl who looks like she wants to die?"
Person 2: "that's because she goes to metro Early college middle School"

by I'mSorryMom November 2, 2018

the hurst community college

a school filled with chavs and drug dealers, most of them are nice but be careful not to get stabbed as all the basingstoke and tadley kids go there

“oh i wouldn’t send your child to the hurst community college you don’t want them to get shanked”

by gangsh1t November 21, 2019

Wembley high technology college

Military school but public. They spend money on the most useless shit 0/10 don't go there.

"Yo I heard Jake went to wembley high technology college the poor dude"

by Fuckeverythingandyourmother September 29, 2020

St Kevin's College

A school located in Toorak, making it swanky enough.
Most of the boys have brown haired mullets and mums that drive $200,000 four wheel drives.

Don't let the sports teacher go near you or he might teach you what an 'oral' is.

The boys are also pretty good at chanting on public transport.

boy 1: " oi did u hear about all those boys that were chanting sexist things on public transport?"

boy 2: " yeah they probably go to St kevin's college in toorak."

by dat rich kid from toorak bruv March 20, 2022

Loyola College

Small Jesuit school in Baltimore, MD. Known for its spacious dorms, fantastic culinary facilities, and a student body which looks like it walked out of an Abercrombie and Fitch catalogue (including the fine looking women).
Don't be fooled though, it is a very challenging school and has high academic standards.

Joe: There's that pimp Drew with his collar popped and flip flops, where's he goin to school?

Tal: Loyola College in Maryland.

Joe: Oh werd hes a smart kid huh? He's gonna get all the chicks down there too.

by NJLoyolaPimp September 11, 2005

College layup

When you slap the backboard after the ball leaves your hand.

Hey, wanna do some college layups and work on our hops?

by #1ABF July 17, 2018

Rivermount College

the only school to have ever, throughout all of history, to have a troll employed as the principal.

person 1- "dam... you see that troll?"
person 2 - "yeah that used to be the principle of Rivermount College"
person 1 - "for real? that's gotta be a first..."
person 2 - "yeah the one and only"

by amishiam July 14, 2009