Love Coffee

Coffee made by Bradley Murphy, with love.

I'm going to get myself a steaming hot cup of Bradley's Love Coffee.

by matgorzata June 14, 2019

Communal Coffee

A container filled with quality coffee, which is somehow always full. Often the subject of false ownership claims and unwarranted aggression, the communal coffee is usually found next to containers of substandard coffee options such as 'international roast' and 'Blend 45' and covered in hieroglyphs resembling the words "don't touch" or "f*** off ".

Sean Edwards witnessed Adam Daniels making a cup of coffee from the communal coffee container, becoming aggressive, he falsely claimed that he was the owner of the communal coffee container, lol.

by Alexis Livingstone February 26, 2022

Coffee face

The face you make right after taking your first sip of coffee

Her coffee face looks a lot happier than her normal face

by Reaker June 11, 2018

Church Coffee

Horrible coffee made exclusively by churches. It is always way too weak and tastes odd. They just can't get it right!

guy 1: Hey, how's the coffee?
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.

by palindrome216 July 6, 2011

porch coffee

Having coffee on the porch because your local coffee shop is closed due to COVID-19

Starbucks is drive through only, so today my friends and I are having porch coffee.

by GullibleOne October 9, 2020

coffee crash

The point where your morning coffee (or several cups of it) wears off and you're forced to drag your ass until lunchtime.

Dude, you look exhausted and it's only 10 am!

Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.

by Tommyt September 25, 2014

Coffee Jumper

The office co-workers who drink the coffee before the person who actually brewed the pot gets theirs.

I start coffe maker in the office, walk away while it brews, and when I get back, someone always gets the first cup. They are coffee jumpers.

by rmsalem65 February 22, 2011