Coffee face

The face you make right after taking your first sip of coffee
Her coffee face looks a lot happier than her normal face
by Reaker May 31, 2018
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Golden Coffee

Coffee brewed with a fresh golden stream of piss
Hey bro you want a cup of golden Coffee just brewed a fresh batch
by Wurmpool March 02, 2020
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Chris coffee

A ginger piece of shit that everyone hates and looks like Ed Sheehan.
Wow that kid is a fucking loser , he’s such a chris coffee
by Squiddick January 04, 2019
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Coffee baby

This happens when you drink coffee, but about 10 minutes later, you need to take a massive shit.
I had a nice cup of coffee this morning but man my coffee baby fucked me up.
by Blumpkin_Spice May 07, 2015
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Coffee Slack

A term used to describe a millenial coffee shop regular who wears cuffed boot cut pants (jeans, khakis, etc.). This look is often accentuated with a beanie, combat or ankle boots, and a Mac laptop with an assortment of stickers on its face. Its sometimes tied together with a shirt thats half tucked in and air pods.
“How was your blind date?”
“He was really sweet, but it turns out he’s a coffee slack.”
“I dated a coffee slack once. I swear he stole my beanies.”
by diefactchecker July 10, 2020
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reverse coffee

I want some reverse coffee to put me to sleep
by Yejau June 04, 2016
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Coffee Twink

A real small cafe-homo.
I feel like I could grab coffee twink's wrist and break his brittle bird like arm with one hand
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