Chris coffee

A ginger piece of shit that everyone hates and looks like Ed Sheehan.
Wow that kid is a fucking loser , he’s such a chris coffee
by Squiddick January 04, 2019
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Coffee baby

This happens when you drink coffee, but about 10 minutes later, you need to take a massive shit.
I had a nice cup of coffee this morning but man my coffee baby fucked me up.
by Blumpkin_Spice May 07, 2015
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Coffee Slack

A term used to describe a millenial coffee shop regular who wears cuffed boot cut pants (jeans, khakis, etc.). This look is often accentuated with a beanie, combat or ankle boots, and a Mac laptop with an assortment of stickers on its face. Its sometimes tied together with a shirt thats half tucked in and air pods.
“How was your blind date?”
“He was really sweet, but it turns out he’s a coffee slack.”
“I dated a coffee slack once. I swear he stole my beanies.”
by diefactchecker July 10, 2020
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Coffee Twink

A real small cafe-homo.
I feel like I could grab coffee twink's wrist and break his brittle bird like arm with one hand
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Shit Coffee

I wonder why people pay up so much for shit coffee
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
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coffee poach

The act of pulling out the coffee pot in mid-brew and letting it drip into your cup. This is a common office foul that either dilutes the entire batch of coffee for the rest of the office or caused it to be much more robust.
Kevin's been coffee poaching again. This batch taste watered down!
by twowheler1300 January 24, 2011
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porch coffee

Having coffee on the porch because your local coffee shop is closed due to COVID-19
Starbucks is drive through only, so today my friends and I are having porch coffee.
by GullibleOne October 09, 2020
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