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Country Docking

The act of inserting one individual's penis into the urethra of another individual, for the purpose of sexual stimulation and pleasure. The foreskin of the receiving penis is then stretched snugly over the other individual's genitals. Considered a very high-risk/high-reward sexual maneuver.
Jack: hey John why are you limping?
John: I got into some country docking with Nick last night, and now my dick is on fire!
by SebiBaby May 27, 2018
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Free country

If it was 1790 through the mid 1800s, a free country would mean free if you weren't Indian, black, or female, at least according to the history books (since nobody alive today was alive then to actually witness slavery firsthand). Its not 1790 to the mid 1800s now though.
For a free country, it gets expensive to live here. Free country sounds like bullshit.
by Solid Mantis August 1, 2020
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Country Condo

A person who has made their money off of or something in connection with country music or being in country but actually lives in one of the big condos in the city. Mainly popular in Nashville, but also New York and LA.

A person who pretends to be country, but actually lives in a condo. They spend lots of money on expensive cowboy hats, boots, wranglers, etc, but actually live in a studio apt.
Tim McGraw is such a country condo, he has his f350 in the parking garage and lives on the 20th floor.

I like that cowboy hat country condo, you been roping cattle in your studio apt.
by Lahaluke November 28, 2012
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Country Dropping

A guy at a party that excessively slips in all the countries he's visited by inserting mundane references into a conversation in an effort to impress some stupid chick with big tits
OMG Yes...this Totinos Pizza Roll totally reminds me of the pizza rolls they have in Prague. Fuuuuk....what a night . you've been to Prague right? Country Dropping
by NicerJeff May 31, 2018
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Country justice

Country Justice is a term used to threaten harm another of vigilante violence. Used by individuals who live in rural areas that do not call police but inflict their own justice with no judge or jury. This is a threat of physical violence on another person.
We handle thing with Country Justice around here.

That’s what you call Country Justice. (After inflicting physical harm on another person)
by Country Boy Proud November 2, 2021
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Country gravy

Male and female ejaculation mixed together from sexual intercourse of siblings or close relatives.
Did you see that girl over there? We made some country gravy this morning

At the family reunion is prime time for country gravy
by Ralf1 August 20, 2020
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Country Sucker

A student who went to college, and subsequently became brainwashed into being a Liberal, who then went to a different country to "find themselves" .

The country is usually a Socialist or Communist one, like Russia and China. They become so blinded by how cool they think they are for having been over there, and think they are better-more cultured-than anyone else. They refuse to acknowledge anything bad about that country, and only try to point out America's flaws.

They think America is evil and thinks America should be more like Russia, China, etc.

America, despite having flaws, is the greatest country in the world. Without America, most things we have today we wouldn't, but they refuse to accept this.
Person 1: America is horrible, it needs to be more like China.
Person 2: You do realize they find infant girls in garbage dumps all the time there, right? Because girls don't bring "honor"?
Person 1: *ignores it* America is racist!
Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a Country Sucker.
by American Pharoah April 20, 2016
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