Closet Cracker

A gay white person who hasn’t come out yet.

I think Gavin is a closet cracker.

by SebasV21 November 11, 2021

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Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

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closet hobby

a hobby that is completed secretly and unknown to others. it is enjoyed!

I love editing when I make home movies, it's my closet hobby!

by askajiggle May 2, 2016

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An act that occurs in multiplayer games. Primarily the act is conducted in a a small confined area near a high traffic area. Those that implement closet warfare tend to be homosexual males that struggle acquiring kill points with out implementing closet warfare tactics. Besides display their crooked sexuality in game, these player also enjoy sucking big hairy balls in their spare time.

Hey lets kill that queer hiding by the staircase, he's using closet warfare.

by Shockwave1972 April 25, 2011

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closet whore

The person everyone loves to fuck but no one admits to it. The one that never gets introduced to friends or relatives. Is frequently taken out and played with but never discussed.

We go out so little I'm starting to feel like a closet whore.

by MizGided July 25, 2022

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