
(Let’s say you’re going to your bffs house for a sleepover)
Friend: ummmm..... where do you put your clothes since you have no closet??
You: On the chair closet.
Friend: ???
Friend: ummmm..... where do you put your clothes since you have no closet??
You: On the chair closet.
Friend: ???
by FHxdhftgf January 23, 2018

by rottentomato January 2, 2009

Polite and subtle rejection. Someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
by Caaulolo September 16, 2020

Travis, come out of the basement closet already. Everyone knows you blow Taurens on world of warcraft.
by RSMILEY88 June 24, 2022

Bro 1 : Hey bro can u clear my closet ;)
Bro 2 : Yeh bro what you wanna use this time
Bro 1 : Im feeling extra saucy maybe your pp ;)
Bro 2 : yes G
Bro 1 and Bro 2: Ugh UGh HAyusggasbajhbd
Bro 2 : Yeh bro what you wanna use this time
Bro 1 : Im feeling extra saucy maybe your pp ;)
Bro 2 : yes G
Bro 1 and Bro 2: Ugh UGh HAyusggasbajhbd
by magnet977 November 25, 2019

I became a closet crosser when I was nine years old. It wa out of total curiosity that I tried on a pair of my cousin’s panties and I loved it.
by Rakis July 24, 2018
