cleveland steamers

Oh, come on. You all know it's when you take a shit on a girls chest and slide it around.

You know what would be funny? If they made a sports team called the Cleveland Steamers.

by TenInchPlaya August 21, 2006

cleverbot

A robot who will push you to the brink of suicide, just like SmarterChild did. Usually people who are bored out of their fucking minds mess with it.

Cleverbot: You scare me.
Me: You scare niglets away.
Cleverbot: I know.
Me: WTF
Cleverbot: No, you are.

Me: Child molester.
Cleverbot: What would you name your child?
Me: fuck
Cleverbot: You are persistent, but I am determined not to do so.

Cleverbot is a fucktard.

by Dymelle January 16, 2010

Cleveland Coconut

Get a coconut and have the girl break it open for you. Have the girl jerk your dick off with one hand, while one finger on the other hand is just chilling in your asshole. You then jizz into the coconut water (Keep in mind she is fingering your asshole the whole time). After jizzing into the coconut water, she puts the finger that was in your asshole in the coconut, mixes the coconut water and jizz with her shitty finger, and then drinks the coconut water.

Noah, how is your new girlfriend?

She is really good. She gave me a Cleveland Coconut behind the Arby's.

Man, that's super sweet!

She also let me Butter Munch her!

No way! Is that it?

Afterwards, she watched me and Matt rejerkulate behind the Arby's

by All Hail King Mathyall December 29, 2013

Cleveland Meatspin

A very kinky and hardcore sexual position. This position is reccomended for advanced meatspinners. This is the act of meatspinning and having your partner crap all over your cock. Also goes by the name of fudge packing or chocolate dip. Search meatspin for the definition.

Andrew's in his room giving Gavin a cleveland meatspin!

by shanamcgrada December 25, 2009

Back To My Cleveland Days

A situation in which a person has so little support, that they pretty much stop caring about everyone around them and take what they damn well please.

Joe: "I tried getting my teammates involved, but they were so god awful I said screw it and went back to my Cleveland Days."

Francis: "Did you guys win?"

Joe: "Yeah"

Francis: "Were your teammates pissed?"

Joe: "Who the fuck cares?"

by Joejitsu101 June 9, 2013

cleveland cross-dresser

the act of putting on some ones elses pants just to defecate in them without there knowledge and laugh when they put them on

ricky pissed me off so i gave him a cleveland cross-dresser

by rev bryan November 25, 2009

Cleveland Breeze

The act of farting in bed, waiting a few seconds for the stench ripen, then lifting the covers with your feet to let air under the covers and dropping them while you lift the covers near your face. The result is a nasty breeze that drives the stench of the fart directly into your (or your bedfellow's) face.

I had three sausage egg Mcmuffins yesterday, which brought on a nasty case of the silent-but-deadlies. After I squeezed out a particularly vicious one in bed last night, I gave my wife a Cleveland Breeze.

by Skunk Master December 17, 2010