Certain man

Annoying fuckin bitch, A certain man is someone who just annoys you, whenever this person speaks to you or looks at you, you want to punch them in the face.

he’s acting like a certain man

by Thiago silva August 21, 2021

the certainty principle

The Certainty Principle is a cosmic force only recently discovered by a nerd with stupiditis. It is the principle of being certain. Even though you are a complete idiot and have no idea what you are doing, you are certain you are right. Many people believe they are certain, or right, when in actual fact they are just downright stupid and suffer from brain haemorrhoids. If you meet someone who suffers from the Certainty Principle, execute them onsite as they may do something stupid.

Idiot: The Certainty Principle protects me
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation

by honneamise December 20, 2018

Cleated

When a girl plays like she likes you and gives her your number but when you go for second contact you realize its a fake number and it feels like a 300 lbs football player stepped on your balls

Guy 1: I picked up this chick at the market and got her number but the person on the other end says wrong number.

Guy 2: I think you got cleated mang

by The Real Fogle December 25, 2016

Certified

Exactly what topsmuttjay is at Eating the a.k.a punanie

Eating a girl till she cry certified

by Playboi khai May 6, 2019

CPN (Certified Packed Nigga)

1. Packed as in package, basically a black guy who's good at fucking
2. Packed, meaning you have a gun on you

"He's such a CPN (Certified Packed Nigga), he could get this any day."
"Watch out for the CPN (Certified Packed Nigga) downtown. Don't fuck with 'em."

by SteamThoughts October 19, 2019

Certi driver

Someone who operates a car very well

My bro is a certi driver, he did 60 down that 30 road and gapped the Feds

by 77773ggg April 14, 2022

clarts

genital warts

"my god man, your cock is clarts!"

by aeon November 11, 2003