Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019

dutch claw

Same as the dutch rudder. Only for women

‘Oooo shit me and Tracy got a bit hot and heavy last night. Nothing lesbian happened we just Dutch clawed each other’

by Monkeyglasses May 17, 2018

pterodactyl claw

Similar to a camel toe but much more aggressive.

I reached over to Josh and leached on to his pterodactyl claw

by Yeeeyeeyeee May 6, 2018

Claw hole

Another word for anus

Person 1: My claw hole is tingling

by flash_dash$$$ December 31, 2024

razor claw

It's when you are sitting there and have a random boner

Billy: ha ha you have a razor claw
Mark: O dang i hope no one else sees it

by Tsms1 May 4, 2018

Scorpion Claw

When a girl is giving you a blowjob but you piss in her mouth. You then make out.

Dude, i just scorpion clawed that girl!

by nobcheese November 15, 2010

Hoof Claw

To fuck a girl with a vertical Spock hand gesture.

Last night I hoof clawed the shit out of this girl and then shot kids on her face.

by Impure zero September 30, 2017