cancer

A vicious person who is extremely negative and adversely affects the mood and demoralizes those around him/her. He/she cannot be fixed or changed and needs to be cut out of the system, or the pathetic nature of the person will spread like wildfire and create an everlasting hostile environment.

The director of international relations is cancer and needs to be canned. He whines like a baby, sabotages other's projects, and is flat-out an ingrate.

by Willy Bee November 26, 2007

cancer

a disease that already has a cure, but has not been released, and probably never will be due to the fact that the government are a bunch of stuck up ass wholes and are getting entirely too much money to stop now. This is also a form of population controll ,that could be purposely diagnosed to unfortunate babies at birth

Government: OMG! check out all this money were getting!! OH LOOK OVER THERE, so much population, set out the cancer again !

by bigman manley man April 26, 2006

cancer

Astrological symbol

"Your a cancer, i'm a sagidtaidararious. lets have sex"

by Brad March 12, 2003

cancer

A zodiac sign that represents a well-mannered, intelligent person. Usually tall and slender, Cancer's are well-rounded, committed, and appealing to the eye.

Rachel is sexy but smart. She must be a Cancer!

by corcor44 March 9, 2012

ass cancer

its when you have cancer, in your ass

Doctor: "you have ass cancer."
The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere: "ass cancer?!?!?"
Doctor: "it's uh... when you have cancer in your ass."
The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere: "oh my god, how could this happen?"
Doctor: "Think - have you been sitting anywhere radioactive lately?"

by homieijustfuckedyomomma October 26, 2017

cancer kazoo

A smoker's tracheotomy tube

Jimbo still smokes Salems through his cancer kazoo. That's just wrong.

by mrs_equator August 17, 2006

faggot cancer

Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome: AIDS

Hey, I heard Bryce got Faggot Cancer from sexual intercourse with Fabio

by Jake G September 26, 2006