Jesus Cum Guzzling Christ

Just another alternative to Jesus Fucking Christ...also, it's more offensive to christians (so it has my vote).
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jesus tap-dancing Christ

I word originating for the character Mr. Garison from South Park meaning the same as "Good mother of Michal Jackson!!"
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The Church of Jesus Christ-Christian (CJCC) is a White nationalist church, which was founded in 1946 by Ku Klux Klan organiser Wesley A. Swift. Swift was the son of a Methodist Episcopal Church, South minister and is considered to be the single most significant figure in the early years of the Christian Identity movement in the United States.

The church was originally known as the White Identity Church of Jesus Christ–Christian, assuming its present name in 1957. After Wesley Swift's death in 1970, the ministry was continued by his wife Lorraine Swift.
Among the Church of Jesus Christ-Christian's teachings is that non-Whites have no incentive to self-regulate their earthly behavior.
by Blue Winged Spirit June 18, 2007
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jesus brick-shitting christ

An expression meant to convey extreme surprise or disgust with a situation.
Ex 1: (Realizing you've been robbed). You: Jesus brick-shitting christ, they even took the toaster!
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Jesus Christ shit fuck

What goes through your mind when you are trying to watch a program and the person with the remote keeps rewinding, pausing,and playing segments back in slow motion
Jesus Christ shit fuck.... I wish Sean's dad would put the remote down... It will be two in the fucking morning before Americas got talent is over
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like jesus christ but made out of cheese

he does gooda things for the Penicillium people
-man1- you gots the monke drip drip

-man 2- holy ravioli cheesesus christ of marrys asshole
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Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

Commonly found amongst Wattpad Fanfiction short stories-
I was resting in my bed, reading a Wattpad Cole Sprose fanfiction when suddenly Cole appears in the doorway!
I smile but my expression quickly changes as he grabs me and pushes me up against the wall.
He whispers softly in my ear, and I can feel his hot breath on my neck, “Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?”
“Amen.” I whisper back.
Suddenly, I am rudely awoken by my alarm clock and I cry as I realize I’ll never be able to talk to Cole about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020
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