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chris

chris is a backstabbing bitch who just wants drama and attention he is a person who should feel guilt for everything he has done to his past friends
chris can go rot in hell.
by prealgebra July 21, 2019
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chris

The red panda on roller skates(with a condom);
a sex addict with a big penis who gets madd poon;
That guy that never lies and pokes people's back pimples;
a sociopathic ninja vampire who everyone loves to hug
1. Lauren started calling Chris the red panda on rollerskates for no apparent reason. The (with a condom) was added because he had a condom with his at school one day.
2.Chris is such a manwhore.
3.Chris told her she was flat randomly.
4.I gave Chris a hug then he sliced me in half and drank my blood.
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chris

that one asian kid whos smart and rich
jeesh chris no need to brag-...
by keenie79 January 27, 2021
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chris is very hot i love him so much he is very cute
he is a keeper
STOP TALKING ABOUT CHRIS WHO EVEN IS HE??!?”
*GASP* “CHRIS IS TLOML WDYM 😞”
by idkihopemyhotbfseesthis December 7, 2021
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shortened name for a vagina often part of the lqbtq+ community
woman-my chris is hurting

Im coming out the closet I am a chris
by gingers can die October 13, 2021
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a nerd who plays gta for hours
"Your such a chris never getting off your xbox"
by BOBthejumper December 27, 2019
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A funny person while being over all dumb, like really, really, really, like really, really, really, really, retarded. But an overall nice guy.

butreallydumblikereally.
Chris: Hi I'm Chris
Everyone: look at that dumb ass
by the reason for the divorce February 1, 2020
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