Chocolate Swirly

Chocolate Swirly: The act of giving someone a classic swirly, however, the toilet has been used by the perpetrator of the swirly, or if the toilet has just been used in general.

Johnny's day was to become a further series of eternal disappointments, as the football team ensared him by the neck, to deliver unto him a chocolate swirly; bane of the freshmen.

by radiophonics May 30, 2009

chocolate train

n. Essentially a conga line, but all the members are naked homosexuals.

Lance: <fag lisp> Omygosh!! That was some crazy shit last night!
Blaine: <fag lisp> Yeah... like, that chocolate train was awesome...
Lance: <fag lisp> Boyfriend, you don't even KNOW... I was at the front!
Blaine: <fag lisp> Ohmygawsh... i SOO wanted to be at the front...
Lance: <fag lisp> Hah haa! I got rammed harder than you!

by Phoenix Wrong May 28, 2007

chocolate hostage

Feces, Crap, Poo, Excrement

Time to go release the chocolate hostage.

by jimbo March 9, 2003

chocolate thunder

explosive diarrhea

Bob had chocolate thunder all night.

by lsfkn September 11, 2011

chocolate rock

Crack cocaine mixed with black tar heroin. The crack is melted in a spoonful of water, and when it becomes oily a piece of heroin is added, then mixed in with the coke as it hardens. The end result is "Chocolate Rock".

Smoking this chocolate rock is just as good as slamming a speedball.

by psygirl604 October 9, 2008

homosexual chocolate

A large homosexual black man who is prone to promiscuity and buggery. Usually is very much desired by the gay community for his charm and raw sexuality.

That fat man is definitely homosexual chocolate, look at how they all flock towards him.

by Dr. Fizgig June 5, 2015

chocolate starwasher

Another word for the a-hole, or chicken eye, or brown spider.

Mike had to sit on a pillow after taking a shit so large it streatched out it chocolate starwasher.

by z28 owner2 March 7, 2008