slap the chimney

verb:

to achieve the level of intoxication closest to passing out without actually doing so. Speech is slurred and often nonsensical, and motor functions are extremely impaired. If those in question acted responsibly and with dignity, they didn't slap the chimney.

I just finished my last exam lets go buy beers, im going to slap the chimney tonight

by RumpledForeskin May 27, 2015

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dipping and chiming

What you call it when someone is eavesdropping on your conversation and offer advice that is not requested. It is usually a means to get them introduced into your conversation.

Bernice: So, Mike finally brought up us having a baby! I am so happy!
Bertha: That is so wonderful! Do you think he'll cut back on his work hours to be a daddy?
Waitress: Well, if you ask me, I wouldn't have a child with a man who thinks his job is more important than his family, honey.
Bernice: Who the fuck asked you - Honey? Mike is my pimp and I'll do whatever he tells me. Now fetch me some more coffee. I like it black!
Bertha: Me too! And stop dipping and chiming like a spoon and a bell - Bitch!!

by von groovy June 11, 2017

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Arizona wind chime

A Mexican hanging from a tree typically in Arizona

Hey that guy has Arizona Wind Chimes in his front yard.

by Landthekid May 31, 2018

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New Mexico chimichanga

When you soak your girlfriends pad inside her period Gonorrhea seamen infested roast beef vagina remove it deep fry it for 4 minutes and enjoy with the world famous Allsup’s taco sauce .

I would definitely New Mexico chimichanga your girlfriend.

by Mrhoodies13 October 6, 2022

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