slap the chimney

verb:

to achieve the level of intoxication closest to passing out without actually doing so. Speech is slurred and often nonsensical, and motor functions are extremely impaired. If those in question acted responsibly and with dignity, they didn't slap the chimney.
I just finished my last exam lets go buy beers, im going to slap the chimney tonight
by RumpledForeskin May 25, 2015
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