Queef chewing

When you're about to go down on a woman and she queefs in your face

"For fucks sake, you just did a fanny fart right into my mouth, you skank!"

"You're queef chewing you biiitch"

by SexyPants Mcfuckhole July 20, 2022

Ass Chewed

To be scolded or rebuked rudely and mostly in front of everyone.

"Aw, shit! I just spilled soda on the couch!"
"You're going to get your ass chewed, Dude!"

by Pansycakse February 26, 2015

chew lead

An adjective to describe a person who frequently "bites the bullet" with things.

John knows how to chew lead at his new job.

by Dies_Irae February 20, 2025

slut chew

people who chew with their mouth open

she was doing a slut chew

by michael million August 18, 2016

Ben Chewing

When someone wins against their opponent flawlessly and effortlessly, completely decimating their arguments (and their will to live in the process).

(Reference to the defamation trial between actor Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Ben Chew was one of JD's lawyers).

That politician got completely Ben Chewed by a random passerby. He didn't dare open his mouth after that.

He got Ben Chewed so hard he couldn't look people in the eye for a month.

He didn't deserve to get a Ben Chewing like that, but that's what he got.

by Thundercroc May 29, 2022

Brew ‘n’ chew

An event with brings together a small group of ex-work colleagues over alcohol to discuss our lives, workplaces and the world in a safe, non-woke space usually at a bar or relaxed venue. Chatham House rules apply.

“Man, when is the next brew ‘n’ chew? Have I got a story for you about Peter’s new girlfriend…”

“I can’t make it to brew ‘n’ chew tomorrow lads, the misses is making salmon for dinner!”

by CrusaderAAA August 3, 2022

chew glass

Dealing with something difficult and painful

Expression: I heard some say I gained weight when I’m on a diet, I’m gonna chew glass

My professor said I had to get my paper due by 12pm tonight, my computer died and didn’t save the file, I’m gonna chew glass

If I had to pick between Ana de armas

Or Sydney Sweeney I’d rather chew glass

by truelove00 March 5, 2025