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a tall cool dude with really pretty eyes that i’m highly jealous of and is terrible at roblox but is still in denial of it, also thinks he’s fantastic but he is not. he hates on quenia because he’s jealous of how cool she is. he also puts cereal then milk when making cereal.
Jaen is a loser
Jaen by leehwehtekatsusej July 13, 2018
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Jaen Chew 

Is a hot and cold person. Sometimes he will be very passionate and sometimes he’s really cold like he don’t want to talking to you. A very hard to know person. Keeps many secrets to himself and you won’t know whether the person u r talking to is the true him.
That’s how Jaen Chew is. You don’t need to care about him.
Jaen Chew by I try try only November 12, 2021
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jaens • Jaenette • Jaen Chew • Jaena • Jaenason • jaenayh • jaendre • jaene • jaeneisha • jaenel
Usually Jaena's are angels. They have the most amazing smiles and beautiful eyes. They're trusting and always honest to you and make the best of friends. They can be kinda shy so you might have to be inviting around them but besides that they can make any guy fall for them. Jaenas are loving and caring and have the biggest of imaginations. They're usually smart so they'll correct you on your grammar and spelling no matter what. You'll have a hard time understanding everything that goes on inside their head but after some time you'll learn to live with it and jut love them no matter what they do or say. They are the most beautiful beings that exsist on the planet and nothing can ever replace them once they've entered your life.
Dude I wanna marry a Jaena
Jaena by Sykohhhhh November 25, 2013
A Jaenus belongs to the Korean Deity Kim Jaejoong (lead singer of top Asian group TVXQ who crash landed on Earth from his home planet, also named Jaenus, after hearing the call of Yundick).

A Jaenus is a deep never ending cavern similar to that of a Limestone cave. The Jaenus has moist pink walls and exudes a strawberry essence. Jaenus is known for being inhabited nearly 24/7 by none other than Yundick aka Anaconda Wang.

A Jaenus is the 8th World Wonder, known for its oxymoronic qualities, such as being a wide expanse that one can crawl into, yet being very tight and "form fitting" at the same time.

A Jaenus also enjoys being filled with various objects, from Anacondas to spiders to the infamous mystery "jellies".
"Wow, the Jaenus is quite pliant today." "Yeah, I think Yundick just finished with it."

"The Jaenus is responding to the call of Yundick. Look at it clench!"
Jaenus by JJLuver33 October 14, 2011
a sexy girl with an attidtude. make her mad and she isnt someone you want to pick a fight with but she is a great friend and sticks around even in your lower then low times.
yoooo....shes pissed dont go near jaene right now.
jaene by fifty1 June 28, 2009
(1) A beautiful girl, who brightens the world with her smile.
(2) An intelligent girl who thinks that she isn't good enough for the world.
(3) An amazing little sister that anybody could ever have.
(4) A unique girl that everybody should encounter in their lifetime.
I really wish I could meet a Jaeni.
Jaeni by Leesanity November 27, 2012
A girl who is like bubbles, innocent, and is as white as snow that cannot be seen anymore.
She is really adorable and you'll wanna squeeze her cheeks and hug her.
Gets scared easily, so be careful not to frighten her too much.
Delicate love towards dogs and is caring to that matter.
A punch from her small soft hands will feel like cherry blossoms enlightening you.
Oh look, Jaenna! So cute! (UwU)
Jaenna by MekeyShaun May 31, 2019
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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