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dog can

The obscenely strong, horrible tasting extra-strong beer brewed by Faxe and sold in one litre cans.

Called so because it has caused otherwise sensible individuals to cycle into stationary dogs.
Brett downed two dog cans last night and mowed down a pooch.
by pancakesforbreakfast July 24, 2010
mugGet the dog canmug.

it can ride

that milkshake wasn’t the best but it can ride.
by queen jace July 13, 2020
mugGet the it can ridemug.

crusher can

A 32oz can of beer (usually economy brands like Milwaukee’s Beast)
“Get me a Beast Light crusher can at the liquor store while you’re out.”
by Fluxcore December 13, 2017
mugGet the crusher canmug.

Canned Corn

When someone says gives the same corny response everytime.
"How's your day going?"
"Better now"
"Don't give me that canned corn, how are you really doing"
"Honestly, I'm surprised I got out of bed today"
by Ianthevedge April 21, 2021
mugGet the Canned Cornmug.

glamour cans

Yet another term for fake boobies.

...and by fake boobies, we mean unreal tatta's.
...and by unreal tatta's we mean counterfeit jugs.
...and by counterfeit jugs
"Who does she think she's fool'n with them glamour cans? Everyone knows them titties aint real!"

"Ever since Karen bought herself a perky new set of glamour cans, she's noticed that her popularity among the male staff members has skyrocketed."
by The Original Pez June 24, 2008
mugGet the glamour cansmug.

Douche Can

The receptacle in which douche bags are thrown. Usually used when referring to somebody that has committed an unusually major douchey act.
When finding your car has had the mirror ripped off and no note, you may exclaim 'Dude, some douche can hit my car!'
by smooter March 6, 2009
mugGet the Douche Canmug.

Can of schlecht

Im away for a can of schlecht
by Scott Schlecht July 16, 2018
mugGet the Can of schlechtmug.

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