Callum

A fucking know it all who thinks he's the best and trys to act smart. In doing so loses his friends. DON'T BE A CALLUM

God look at that he's a callum

by Dundei January 24, 2017

Callum

Slightly, strange (OK, not slightly, very strange) and not exactly the brightest. Loves nothing more than annoying all his "friends" very much. However, although he's annoying, he's really good at sports including tennis, badminton and cross-country. And is OK company, some of the time...

That guy's not very smart, bet he's a Callum.

by Legoman127 May 1, 2016

Callum

callum is a pretty cool dude and loves to be made a bitch out of everyone else. Most of the time Callums are gay and will constantly call there piers and friends Daddy just to make them feel more dominated, Callum enjoys sucking dick. They love all the attention they get and constantly try to argue that they're not gay even though everyone knows they are.

callum is so gay.

by fjjgg September 18, 2018

collusionist

An individual (person) that goes out their way to collude with others and proactively lead negative conversation to make themselves feel better.

Nobody wanted to be around Bob as he was an extreme collusionist.

by Wrenchy November 19, 2016

callum bowles

A very cool kid who likes women and isnt gay, and plays hockey and is good at it.

callum bowles is a very cool kid who isnt gay and plays hockey and is good at it.

by devon bowles December 2, 2009

Callum burrel tait

Callum is a type of small penis,

Man1: Did you get a callum burrel tait last night?
Man2: no mine was quite big achually

GRRR,. :@

by Jake Nevil June 21, 2009

Callum

Callum is a bot that never responds to dms. He has no friends and smells. Callum also can’t stop chising Tyler which annoys Daniel

He’s being such a Callum

by Ahdndinwbagke April 22, 2019