callum

a shrek like figure

oh yeah that girl is such a callum

by jollyfigure09 April 9, 2020

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Callum

When questioned on the topic of football, becomes as useful as an underwater fire station (Nee-Naw)

Person A- "Callum, who won the 2007 Ballond'Or?"
Callum-"Pele",(says with chest, and fully believes he is 100% correct

by steve keyboard man August 2, 2023

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Callum Crolla

If your ever so lucky to find this man never let him go, he is the most loving, loyal, handsome and kindest guy you will ever meet. Callum Crolla defines handsomeness and glory.

Callum Crolla is fit

by Callum 2001 January 31, 2021

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Callum

Fat prick who munches loaded

Callum "Feed me more"

by Frog hunter May 9, 2020

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Callum core

A state of being in which you are fully enveloped into acting non-homosexual yet you are. Even if there are multiple sources which say you are you keep acting Callum core.

Alex: I'm not gay I swear!
Mike: yes you are!
Alex: I'm a straight white male!!
Mike: you might be a bit Callum core.

by The alphabet is a lie March 4, 2024

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