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Jew call

When person X calls someone else, but only lets the phone ring once and hangs up immediately after, signaling to the dialed person that he/she should call back person X. In this situation person X doesn't need to pay for calling the other person.
Person Y: Yo, did you just give me a jew call?

Person X: Sorry, I'm cheap. Now let's talk.
by Dutchgiant January 3, 2017
mugGet the Jew callmug.

call-sniper

Commonly used in the first responder world as a person who snags calls off the screen before a dispatcher gives it to the assigned person.
Officer Dave is a call-sniper when viewing a pending call before another assigned officer receives it and steals it before dispatch gathers all the information
by Dedline May 18, 2018
mugGet the call-snipermug.

fauxn call

N. a faux phone call, or a phone call where there is in fact nobody on the other side, where one holds their cell phone to their ear and goes off on a monologue, often times pausing or gesticulating in order to imply a conversation. Often times used when loitering for extended periods to make it appear as though you are waiting for somebody or are doing something other than standing around aimlessly.

Can also be used to alleviate the awkwardness of walking down a long street towards another you may not know or do not want to talk to, pretending to be on a call can provide an excuse not to talk to interact with the person.
I was at the store and I saw my ex from a couple years back checking out. I immediately whipped out my phone and began a fauxn call until she left.

I was waiting to get picked up outside 7/11 and rather than stand about shadily I started up a fauxn call and began a convincing soliloquy until my ride arrived.
by JustBonds May 24, 2011
mugGet the fauxn callmug.

call the gang

When a software developer refuses to use patterns or misuses them to such an extent that the only reasonable action is to call the Gang of Four.
Paul: This could've been easily solved with a Singleton...
Lucas: Paul, it's time. Call the gang.
by sodeep June 24, 2018
mugGet the call the gangmug.

call brick

Sup, this is You Hi, blowin' up your call brick!!
by litcandle97 April 18, 2017
mugGet the call brickmug.

nonference call

In business, a conference call that essentially accomplishes nothing after an hour of talking.
"Oh no, we have another nonference call at 2 today. What a waste of time!"
by Team WTF March 31, 2009
mugGet the nonference callmug.

Call Carlitos

To call someone who can get you a digging job or other landscape/gardening work quickly, especially from craigslist.
ex: "Hey we need an extra $500 by the end of the month." "Shit dude, call Carlitos."
by Jackiechanfanman June 21, 2015
mugGet the Call Carlitosmug.

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