country pimp

red head, ostrich boot wearing, big chain slinging, pool table running, howdy hat wearing, diesel mechanic.

wow! the country pimp is back and running the pool table! don’t mess w the country pimp… all hail country pimp

by countrypimp January 22, 2023

Country Blumpkin

To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse

I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.

by BFUCKINWAIT and Jesus November 27, 2009

Country Mile

The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.

Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”

by Martin_Stoyanov February 9, 2023

Country Bitty

A Country Bitty is a Bitty that's is a country girl.

Look at this Country Bitty riding her horse.

by UWRF Pitties September 2, 2019

Country Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking a shit from a toothless girl with a dip in her mouth.

My girl gave me a country blumpkin after we hit the meth pipe.

by DHalla November 29, 2010

Country waffle

After having sex with a relative you smell your finger

Damn bubba, me and Jenny just had a country waffle last night

by Phat dino March 6, 2021

Country Brit

A British person from the British Country Side, such as Scotland, Ireland, South Africa. Country Brits are in most significant numbers from “The Great Outback” Australia. One of the most significant and most distinguished careers as the Country Brit of all time is the one and only “Crocodile Dundee”; another favorite Country Brit was the Great Late Steve Irwin. More contemporary Country Brits to recently have been cherished are Thor actor Chris Hemsworth, Country Brits in music prevailing are Iggy Azalea and Keith Urban. Country Brits are extremely popular in entertainment for their courageous spirit and good looks. But primarily because they are the Brits that challenged to venture out into the world into the unfamiliar countryside that Mother Queen claimed as the British Countryside at one point or another. Furthermore, most are very decent looking, such as the Irish looking most glamorous of them is Country Brit Nicole Kidman. So the next time you feel delighted and fascinated by a celebrity on TV that looks wonderful, beautiful, and courageous, and too good looking to be valid, such as Suicide Squad Harley Quinn’s Country Brit Star Margot Robbie... Think 🤔 okay, that’s a *COUNTRY BRIT. ⭐️🤩⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ British Countryside “Country Brit.”

est. (2011, MQ.MC).

Thank goodness for that Country Brit, so brave and good looking.

by Mimi the mama July 8, 2021