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Country Condo

A person who has made their money off of or something in connection with country music or being in country but actually lives in one of the big condos in the city. Mainly popular in Nashville, but also New York and LA.

A person who pretends to be country, but actually lives in a condo. They spend lots of money on expensive cowboy hats, boots, wranglers, etc, but actually live in a studio apt.
Tim McGraw is such a country condo, he has his f350 in the parking garage and lives on the 20th floor.

I like that cowboy hat country condo, you been roping cattle in your studio apt.
by Lahaluke November 28, 2012
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Bacon Country

Suzie: Where are you from?
Jack: You know, that place...Up there. With the bacon. Bacon Country!
Suzie: You mean Canada?
Jack: Yeah, that's it!
by Canadia Eh July 4, 2012
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Country Fine

A person who is only deemed fine or attractive by default usually because of a lack of suitable competition, an over population of the opposite sex, or being located in a very remote and sparsely populated area.
She's Country Fine because out of the whole County there are only 5 women, and she has the most teeth! LMAOOO
by TrillGates2k6 September 7, 2013
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Country Slinger

A white man that beats down a black skin toned man with a gun butt or whip or hands.
That Country Slinger over there wants to see that Black guy over there.
by Monkey and the same March 1, 2023
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country pimp

red head, ostrich boot wearing, big chain slinging, pool table running, howdy hat wearing, diesel mechanic.
wow! the country pimp is back and running the pool table! don’t mess w the country pimp… all hail country pimp
by countrypimp January 22, 2023
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Country Mile

The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.
Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”
by Martin_Stoyanov February 9, 2023
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Country waffle

After having sex with a relative you smell your finger
Damn bubba, me and Jenny just had a country waffle last night
by Phat dino March 6, 2021
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