Snapchat Couples

Snapchat couples are couples in school that seems super sweet on snap, but don’t show it in person. They say they love each other while texting, but not in person

Person one:“Bro, that Snapchat couple is making me mad. Says he loves her but doesn’t show it.”
Person two: “What’s. Snapchat couple?”
Person one: “Snapchat couples are couples in school that seems super sweet on snap, but don’t show it in person. They say they love each other while texting, but not in person”

by I love her❤️🤦‍♂️🤞 June 22, 2018

hentai couple

When the couple consists of a big fat ugly monster and a small loli. Usually used to prefer to a straight couple with a dramatic height difference. Now when its the girl that's big, and the guy that's small, that's where it gets interesting. :^)

Person 1: Man.. Greg is 6'4 and Shelly is 5'1 isn't that kind of weird?
Person 2: That's kind of hot though, Think about, they're a hentai couple.
Person 1: Oh yeah... :^)

by hahathatsthesexnumber May 21, 2018

Urban couple

A urban couple is that boy and or girlfriend that writes a definition on urban dictionary about they significant other u see my problem with this is when I think of urban dictionary I think of funny definitions not your significant other when I think of Alivia I think of a women that puts olives in her vagina I don’t see a intelligent attractive human being who’s perfect because I’m not a narcissist I want to laugh not to vomit at your clique definitions atleast be creative about it.

Jenifer is a awesome hot human being.
Stop this is so generic were not a urban couple

by poop the man April 15, 2019

Balanced Couponing

A way of saying I'm committing coupon fraud and misuse without calling it that.

If you have a coupon for hand lotion but it doesn't exclude shampoo, then you can still use it because it's considered balanced couponing.

by couponpolice May 15, 2016

couple three

Couple Three is whatever you want it to be, it all just depends on the context of which it is used; see examples below

"I would love to couple three that chic."

"We're going to go out and drink a couple three"

"You're a no-good couple three."

"That girl is a COUPLE THREE."

by JESSA!! May 27, 2008

Coupon Cutta

A cheap ho who often uses coupons in the grocery store or any store for that matter.

Yo man that girl be savin on ice cream yo, she a coupon cutta

by Jose F Campos October 3, 2006

couple-out

when two people in a relationship opt to hang out with only each other instead of joining friends or engaging in other social activity. the decision to "couple out" is consciously made by each member in the relationship, under the acknowledgment of the possible consequences: (1) never being invited to hang out with friends ever again , (2) losing one's reputation of being fun-loving and/or cool, (3) the risk of being verbally shamed by terms like "pussy whipped" or "lame" when seen again by friends.

Brett: "Why isn't our boy here at our party?"
Chet: "I just called him. Him and his girl are going to couple-out. They're going to watch a movie at home instead."
Brett: "Lame, dude."

by my name is d. i thought i was the only one. November 15, 2007