Congradolence

an expression of praise and sympathy

Congradolences for your promotion

by Mastertexan April 13, 2017

congestive conjunctivitis

Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.

Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.

Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.

You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?

No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.

by Giddy73 May 19, 2017

congical

Similar to a conjugal visit, but for those who are not yet married.

The commish got a congical visit from his vice, and she rather enjoyed it.

by TheCommish08 August 10, 2017

congratutext

When you do the absolute minimum to congratulate someone on a job well done —no gift, no card, no phone call, no personal interaction — just a text.

Me: Karen just graduated from med school, we should send something.
Spouse: Nah. We don't really talk to her that much. A congratutext should be fine.

by CO_jcd August 25, 2017

Congratufuckilations

A polite way of saying I really don't care. Also sarcasm to congratulate but not.

So what your man makes more money than mine, congratufuckilations !

by Thottie2Hottie October 8, 2017

congugate

When blacks get together to protest white people.

The group congugated to protest the confederate flag.

by [e-mail] October 9, 2017

congratulatoryations

A congratulations so extreme that you have to congratulate with the most extreme congratulations; a word for only those who think they are the most grammatically elitist man in the United States

Really! Wow! Congratulatoryations!

by Crab Cake 3 November 23, 2017