Coke-doucher

Any idiot human (particularly of the female variety) lacking reason or otherwise inclined to believe that douching with Coca-Cola would be an effective form of birth control.

"Is that the girl who got wasted and impaled her crotch on a fence?"
"Yeah. She's a total Coke-doucher."

by Bernard Sumner December 22, 2008

coke a gayola

the action of a gay ass man to stick an unscrewed coke bottle with mentoes in it into a straight mans ass hoping it will turn him gay

"hey do you like men" person 1 said "eww noo" said man 2 then man 2 says "me and gary are coming over soon and we are going to give you a coke a gayola, and after we will have 3 way sex"

by kednal338 January 27, 2021

Coke spoon

The grown-out fingernail on a pinky finger, when all the other nails are short. Used to transfer cocaine from a surface into the nostrils.

Ever notice how 80s punk rockers have short nails except for that one long pinky nail? Must be their coke spoons.

Be careful not to stab your nose with your coke spoon!

by apacherose1713 January 25, 2013

crispy coke

idrk tbh but you just add it into sentences randomly to make them more interesting, it’s fun, u should try it

that maths test was traumatic crispy coke like just no

by t's and c's apply June 5, 2020

Classic Coke

1. The original version of the soft drink "Coca-Cola"

2. That kid WillyG gave the Dee to on Wasteland (CoD Mw2).
Also a huge asshole on xbox

1. "Buy some Classic Coke mom, I'm thirsty"

2. "Did you see Classic Coke get fucked in the ass by WillyG? HOLY SHIT! He is in my game!"

by Showtimaa October 24, 2011

Diet coke

Battery acid. That’s it. Pure battery acid

Customer: one Diet Coke please.
Mechanic: do you mean battery acid?
Customer: is that not what I said?

by BigTimeRushIsC00l July 15, 2019

juicy coke

a fountain soft drink with ice as opposed to a bottled or canned soft drink.

Honey, would you please go get me a juicy coke?

by rottenhana November 22, 2011