coffee stuffed

When someone intentionally knocks hot coffee into your face.

Once he found out his girlfriend was sleeping around, he coffee stuffed that skank.

by RickRollMonster January 23, 2009

Frankenstein coffee

When you have a normal cup of coffee with creamer and you add more coffee to it and have to match your previous creamer with the proper amount of additional creamer, so you have to experiment to make it just right and the experiment can go horribly wrong and ruin the entire cup. Like Frankenstein.

"Dude I hate having to make Frankenstein coffee."

by RKBizzle February 17, 2014

reverse coffee

Sleepy tea

I want some reverse coffee to put me to sleep

by Yejau June 4, 2016

Church Coffee

Horrible coffee made exclusively by churches. It is always way too weak and tastes odd. They just can't get it right!

guy 1: Hey, how's the coffee?
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.

by palindrome216 July 6, 2011

coffee dunk

when you dip your penis into iced coffee, and then get a blowjob.

this iced coffee is so good i could coffee dunk you

by woohoo your boo July 5, 2021

Coffee Jumper

The office co-workers who drink the coffee before the person who actually brewed the pot gets theirs.

I start coffe maker in the office, walk away while it brews, and when I get back, someone always gets the first cup. They are coffee jumpers.

by rmsalem65 February 22, 2011

Audio Coffee

Audio coffee is what you listen in the morning that helps you wake up enough to properly function. Some people will listen to it with or without the help of liquid coffee to fully wake up

Ron: "You ready for this test this morning?"
Tom: "Absolutely not! I am lacking my audio coffee this morning to anything complex."

by Bonk_ripper November 19, 2019