Christopher Martin 

A very deep and emotional guy who tells you "to listen to your heart when its calling to you"
He enjoys listening to music by regina spektor and is a chronic gamer addicted to LOL. For this reason he will probably never get a girlfriend.

Look at Christopher Martin, he is damn fine,

Christopher Martin by Gabby Macchi December 13, 2012

Christopher Robinson

someone who likes to tickle my balls

Christopher Robinson just tickled my balls last night

Christopher Robinson by I made ur mom hard December 18, 2019

Christopher Columbus

A man who raped several 9 and 10 year old kids, murder of 8 million arawaks while enslaving them, cannibalism, feeding babies to dogs, stealing hundreds of thousands of square acres of land, (Illegally) using biological weapons and diseases to kill 97 million people, and sending over 9000 to Europe as Slaves.

Sure, let’s all celebrate the day of Christopher Columbus, the man who committed too many sins to count.

Christopher Columbus by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff December 1, 2020

Christopher-Reevesed 

Being killed, in a video game, after being stunned by a stun grenade, especially in Call of Duty 4.

Matt: "Oh no! A stun grenade! I can't stand being Christopher-Reevesed... Not being able to move quickly is the worst."

Christopher-Reevesed by imnotyourbro February 15, 2008

Christopher Columbus Syndrome 

A strong urge have sex with a lot of different people and sail the ocean blue while you are in a long term relationship with somebody.

Dad: What happened to Jack and Jill? They have been together for 10 years!

Mom: Well, after Jack came down the hill with a pail of water, he decided to leave Jill to sail the ocean blue. When Jack came back, he came back with the clap and a boatload of crabs.

Dad: Yea, I remember when I came back from having the Christopher Columbus Syndrome. I gave you syphilis. I think I still got it now that I mention it. Don't tell the kids.
Mom: Those were the days, good times.

Christopher Columbus Syndrome by badsailerman1492 July 24, 2021

Christopher Columbus

To lay claim of ownership to something/someone that isn't yours, more commonly associated with relationships.

Girl, I told him that I had a boyfriend now, but he tried to Christopher Columbus me and claim the p**sy is still his.

Christopher Columbus by DiamondDCee August 2, 2011

Christopher Columbus

Contrary to what the shoddy school curriculum tells you, Christopher Columbus was actually a genocidal piece of shit. Yes it's true that he discovered America, but he brutally attacked native inhabitants of the west indies if they went against his wishes during the slavery era. Some examples of the bad things he did is cannibalising, feed babies to dogs and alligators and of course cheating Native Americans and Africans out of their own land (Colonialism). In short, he was another barbarous and pernicious murderer complicit in a great amount of sanguinary who got his colonists to buy slaves to do basically everything for him and his own territory. Basically in the same way Hitler manipulated the Nazis into murder 6 million Jews.

School: Christopher Columbus was a patriotic explorer who discovered America.

5th Graders: WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING GUY!

Reality: A bloodthirsty cold-hearted killer. Little do the Native American and African children in elementary school know that Christopher Columbus colonised lands and enslaved people of their ethnicity.

Christopher Columbus by UltimateDoge June 14, 2021