Broblocked

When a bro at work gets in the way to you doing your work

I was explaining my rationale for the new marketing campaign, but I got broblocked by the VP of Marketing

by anonymous June 2, 2023

bollucksy

That smell that resonates from one's sweaty ball sack

Jacob Ling made a rude comment about Joe Ward smelling bollucksy

by Retr0Giraffe January 11, 2024

Bollockaboatable

To motorboat ones bollocks

My best friend bollockaboated me last night. Felt amazing!

They were looking bollockaboatable bosh

by Big Shelly November 25, 2023

Bollockaiser

Bollockaiser is the ruler of bollocks, it can be interpreted in a literal sense as referring to the of the king of testicles, or in a more metaphorical sense, where bollocks refers not only to the anatomical feature, but also to other connotations of bollocks (bullshit/nonsense), then the bollockaiser is someone who so quintessentially exemplifies these qualities that they can be named such.

Pronunciation:
General American: ˈbɑləˌkäɪ̯zɹ̩
Received Pronunciation: ˈbɒləˌkaɪ̯zə

Etymology:
equivalent to
ball + ock + kaiser
comes from Middle English "ballokkayser" (ˈbalɔkˌkæi̯zəɹ)

(balle + ok + kayser)
which is derived from Old English "Bealluccasaer" (ˈbæ͜ɑɫ.ɫukˌkɑ zɑ.eɹ)

(beall + uc + casaer)
suspected to originate from Proto West Germanic "Ballukkaisar" (ˈba l.lukˌkai̯saɹ)
(ballu + uk + kaisar)
or possibly Old Norse "bǫllkkjárr" (ˈbɔl:kˌkja:r:)
(bǫllr + kr + kjárr)
both of which derive from Proto Germanic "ballukkaisaraz" (ˈbɑl.lukˌkɑi̯.sɑ.rɑz)
(balluz + ukaz + kaisaraz)
beyond Proto Germanic, the individual roots come from different languages ("balluz" comes from Proto Indo European "bʰoln-" (bubble) which comes from "bʰel-" (to blow, inflate, swell), an earlier ancestor of "-ukaz" has not been found, "kaisaraz" came from the Latin clan name "Caesar", the etymology of which is unconfirmed) and so this term is not suspected to have existed in a complete form in any earlier language.

Oh yeah, he's the Bollockaiser alright. He has bollocks and bullshit aplenty.

by Bollockaiser April 15, 2024

Bollocky

Nonsense Really

Guy1: I support the CCP. Guy2: That's complete and utter Bollocky the CCP sucks.

by BULLOCKS TO YOU and up the 'RA May 8, 2024

bollock yoghurt

sperm from a males testicles

denny: " I heard Ashlynn enjoyed sucking you off last night fam!"
gossamer" " yes fam! i sprayed my bollock yoghurt all over her face!"

by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

bollock frog

Popular meme made popular by Twitch streamer Nevo1st, where a frog is depicted with brown testicles, hence the name Bollock Frog.

“Have you heard Harry killed Bollock Frog in the Minecraft server?”

by jackfxith January 5, 2026