bribery offer

in times of bradvoidence a bribery offer is neccessary to intervene in group sessions. offers include food, entertainment, or various forms of contraband. items are consumed although known to leave a bitter taste

Noid - quick turn out the light its bradvoidence!
*door opens*
*foug enters*
foug - come on in brad
brad - I brought chocolates
Noid - hits unpause on nhl and shakes head

by foug January 11, 2005

professional bride

A woman who makes being a bride her profession. One who marries and remarries and remarries. She finds the perfect man, bats her eyes, drags him to the alter, drains him dry of finances and all self respect, then claims the man is not right with god and moves on to the next. This particular type of woman can usually be found in a church and can change religions almost as fast as she can recite vows.

The poor guy needed years of counseling after his brief encounter with that professional bride bitch.

She thinks she is a profssional bride but we all know it's just a step up from street walker.

She preaches her ass off but judges the world through her professional bride standards.

by Sass sha J May 25, 2010

Beiber

30 seconds of mind numbing intercourse, over almost before it began. Sex over so quickly even Al Bundy would mock it.

I heard they are renaming the express lane at Walmart to the Beiber lane!

by WTFdidthatjusthappen November 2, 2011

Bibez

A shortened nickname for the sexiest man alive: Justin Bieber. A 17 year old god who all teenagers with was their boyfriend.

Girl #1: OMG we have to see the Bibez movie this weekend!!!
Girl #2: I know! I love Justin Bieber soooooooo much!
Girl #1 I wish he was my boyfriend he's so sexy!

by sabslovesthebibez March 14, 2011

Bribo

Bishie like person, loyal and trustworthy boyfriend to Rhibo
Corresponds to the 3 B's of Bribo:
xBlunt
xBlank
xBrian
Overall, a generally good guy, good for using as a confession box too :D

Rhibo: I wuv my Bribo *^^*
Bribo: Jonnie!
Bribo: :0
Bribo: Give me money!

by Spak July 16, 2004

Beiber

A good looking male who is or could possibly be underage/illegal. Inspired by singer/songwriter Justin Beiber.

"Man that guy is hot!"

"Wait, I think he's a Beiber."

"Oh damn, nevermind.."

by agatorsh37 March 24, 2010

brberblade

the act of 'being right back' in the form of rollerblading
see brb

"Man I really gotta go to the bathroom, i'll brberblade and you wait right here dawg."

by Mich3ll3 November 22, 2007