squirt boating

the process where one jizzes on a girls tits and then proceeds to motorboat them

John: "Did you see that new nurse on 9 West?"
Justin: "Shit yeah dude, I'd love to take her squirt boating sometime!"
John: "What the hell is squirt boating?"
Justin: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you sorry ass chode."

by squirt boating mofo May 8, 2014

Bubble Boating

When yo girl dresses like mrs puff and you do your drivers test on her back

When I renewed my license I celebrated with since bubble boating

by bitchrsbewet November 6, 2014

garage boxing

boxing in a garage or basement. An illegal, unsanctioned fight.

"Hey man. " Who won the garage boxing fight?" I don't know? The cops broke it up too quick!

by mcschaerski January 7, 2015

Gravy-Boating

Intentionally passing fecal matter in a shared bath or swimming pool.

Gravy-boating is becoming a popular past-time at the local swimming pool, it has had to close 3 weeks in a row.

by Disconazi March 16, 2015

Pontoon Boating

Similar to Motor Boating, but accomplished by placing your face in the other persons' ass cheeks instead of their breasts.

My mouth tastes like shit today because I was up all night pontoon boating this girl I met at Starbucks.

by Goofytits May 10, 2015

Tonsil Boxing

The derogatory way of calling anyone, usually a punk a dick sucker.

Shut the fuck up, you tonsil boxing bitch.

by BADASSGUNNY May 23, 2015

beer boating

Similar to motor boating except with beer and the option of going down on a girl

Beer boating as a pick up line for women to use:

Attractive Bar tender: what can I get you?

Me: how good is your beer boat?
Attractive Bar tender: im sorry that's not on the menu
me: well it should be!
Attractive bar tender: Whats involved?I might be able to make it for you
Me: what time are you off?

by sinistersarahs032587 January 30, 2016