Wood Booger

Someone from the state of Maine, who uses terms such as “feed her the corn” “yessuh” and “bub”. Gets horny over oversized tires and the smell of diesel fuel. Skilled with their hands and knows how to fix anything with ratchet straps and zip ties, can skin a deer but can’t spell basic words. Usually missing a few teeth.
My wood booger wife yelled “feed her the corn” when I was driving, I immediately started questioning my decision to marry her.
by Heytrep August 02, 2019
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booger-eating moron

A dumbass, that picks his nose. Once the picking of the nose is willfully fulfilled. The dumbass chews and salivates his boogers, and tastefully swallows them in one gulp. Hencr the phrase.....booger-eating moron!
While hiding in the shadows, and lurking about. The booger-eating moron awaits another opportunity to feast upon himself.
by Finger Louie November 11, 2015
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Bohemian Booger Blanket

During foreplay, the male participant takes hold of both sides of his nutsack, and holds it out, as the other member empties their sinuses into the stretched scrotum
Yo, my girl asked me for a Bohemian Booger Blanket , so I whipped it out and she filled it up. Yo me and my girl were smashing but my nutsack started sticking to her pussy cause she gave me a bohemien booger blanket
by Pussywarrior4slash December 01, 2016
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booger eater

Dave Frank is a professional booger eater and press operator. Can pick his nose w/a f'n glove on; a heavy cotton glove and devour the taste morsels.
by Bunzy August 22, 2003
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professional booger picker

A profession listed on job applications to avoid getting the job to continue collecting unemployment.
During a job interview, walk in with a plate of boogers. When the interviewer asks about the plate, tell them "I used to wipe them on my pants, but that's just gross." I'm a professional booger picker.
by ferrdog April 11, 2008
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G-String Booger

noun. A 'G-String Booger' is the state or condition of having remnants of fecal matter located along the 'string' on a thong
"I was doing my fiances laundry when i came upon a few G-String Boogers and I proceeded to withdraw my prior proposal."
by JavierGizzle September 07, 2011
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Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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