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Internet Boobs

Internet boobs are boobs that are so breathtaking that you would find them on a porn site. Of course it is difficult to find someone with internet boobs in real life, which is what makes it all the more special. Note that they are not enormous boobs but boobs that take all the necessities like proportion into account.
"Holy shit, did you see her?" (stunned silence) "I just did." "That was the chest of a goddess." "Indeed. Internet boobs."
by m@tt hoke November 17, 2004
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man boobs

When you go shopping for bras your sure to see a man there too and he is sure to have man boobs!
we went to walmart and there was a guy shopping for bras and he had MAN BOOBS!!!!!
by kchgahj April 13, 2004
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menu boobs

Menu Boobs are the phenomenon of boobs in a dvd menu before viewing the dvd. This generally points towards to overall epicness of the movie. Please note porndoes not count toward the menu boob phenomenon.
"I wonder how this movie will be..."
"MENU BOOBS! it has to be good!"
by Vop December 22, 2008
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Laggy Boobs

1:When getting flashed quickly only seeing one breast then flashed again and finally seeing the othr breat. That set of boobs were laggy boobs.

2: Breasts that mature slowly.

3: A term used by a particular guild in World of Warcraft, best to ask them what their definition is (:
She had laggy boobs
by Bobily March 19, 2010
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Big Boobs

What the t-shirt ads on the sidebars of this site has.
Dude I went to the snorgtees site yesterday just cause I clicked on their ad with the big boobs.
by bobthefatmomma December 14, 2010
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Cracker boobs

The white not tan portions of a woman's boobs under their swimsuits while the rest of them is tan.
Jesse wore a bikini so much this summer now she has cracker boobs
by M1dgetonst1lts January 2, 2017
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Jingle Boobs

Big bouncy breasts that the person with the humoungus boobs have her spouse or friend play with them.

Another song to ruin Christmas
Jingle boobs jingle boobs jingle left and right
Oh what fun it is to play with them every day and night
by okidokibabie December 17, 2017
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